Why do kids do the things they do? I can't figure it out- and they certainly aren't any help in that department.

A List of Questions I Have Recently Asked my Kids:

1) Why do you eat sidewalk chalk and dirt EVERY time we play outside?

2) What on Earth would cause you to mark all over your sister's brand new toy with a glitter glue pen?

3)If you leave your wet Spiderman towel on the floor after swimming, who is going to pick it up?

4)Why did you wash your hair in the sink when you told me you were going to get a drink of water?

(In all fairness, I know the answer to this one- going-to-bed-avoidance)

5)Why is your Piglet doll stuffed in the crock pot? (Unplugged, thank goodness)

6)Why are you wearing your sister's undies on your head?

7)Why is there a half eaten Boca burger in the play microwave?